It's a miracle I haven't made an appearance on "What Not to Wear".
As I mentioned earlier, I'm cold. It's cold outside and our heat is on the fritz, so I'm cold. I'd been wearing slippers (at 4 in the afternoon) but decided that my legs were cold and that I needed to put on my high heeled, warm, up-to-the-knees boots. Because they'd look great with that marker streak on my forehead and my pink hat. And because they might warm me up a little bit.
But first I needed socks.
So I reached in my drawer and found my cozy red socks. And do you know what my first thought was?
"Wow, these would make great Birkenstock socks!"
And that, my friends, is why I need help.